A hyperbolic fashion post

OMFG I just bought the most awesome motorcycle boots.

As soon as the weather gets under 70 degrees I will be wearing these boots for the rest of my life. These boots have made me believe in love again. I am going to throw my other boots in the garbage. I will post a picture as soon as I take one.

In other news, I am not feeling well. But these boots helped a lot.



Boots! (It's hard to take pictures of your own feet!)